ACME Widget, Inc.

Gizmo

1. Preheat oven to 14 million kelvin
2. Hold the power button while reciting the American nation anthem in German. This will summon Santa Claus.
   • You must challenge and beat Santa in a game of Connect 4. Note: You will only have three tries
   • Santa will entrust you with Excalibur, it is the only blade capable of cutting the gizmo. Slice until minced.
3. Add eggs. It doesn't matter how many, but the quantity MUST be a prime number.
4. Mix well.
5. Leave in sun for 24-hours straight¹.
6. Bake for 5 seconds, or until carmelized
7. Serve! Note: Tastes best in four-dimensions